Sticks, and stones may break our bones, but the titties give us boners.

Ashton Gray: Moist

Ashton Gray gets her panties wet.

Veroni: Ready in bed

Hegre-Art’s Veroni in bed.

Liz Vicious: Pure evil?

Liz Vicious is apparently pure fucking evil. Check her out and make your own call.

Aida: Tidepools aren’t just for kids

Aida from Femjoy.com in the ocean.

Brea Lynn: Yellow Curtains, No Carpet

Brea Lynn from Penthouse.com.

Monique: Eros saw I was sore

Monique from DDGirls.com with her reflection in a window.

Two scoops of vagina, no cone

From SapphicErotica.com.

Eufrat: Charming, cheerful Czech chances choad in chalupa, chowder on chest

Eufrat, frequent model for sites like MC-Nudes and Errotica-Archives, in a hardcore scene.

Video clips are here.

Sonia: Glistenening like a coke bottle on a hot, humid summer’s day.

Sonia from MC-Nudes.

Yelle: Yellow is the colour of my true love’s hair in the morning (and the women trapped in the walls)

I’m not quite sure what the deal is with Yelle and photographers, but every time I come across one of her sets it seems to always be yellow/gold themed (like her previous golden shower themed set). I assume the photographers think they’re being cute by the word play of Yelle and yellow, but I guess if I came across a person named Excorcistvomitgreen my first instinct would be bathe them in pea-soup, so I’m not one to talk.

Now, it’s fine and good that Yelle is photographed in a yellow room; it’s a handsome looking set, but whenever I see prominently yellow walls I tend to think about The Yellow Wallpaper which isn’t exactly the sexiest story ever written. To dissuade my myself from this tendency, I asked the interweb what the deal is with yellow rooms. Pantone, “where color (and $300 books of tiny color swatches that graphic designers are suckered into buying) come from”, says yellow reminds us of the sun and it’s the color of energy and life. Thanks a fucking lot, Pantone, for that shit-colored (Pantone 4485 U) piece of information. A more informative site about interior colors tells us that yellow causes more eye fatigue than any other color, makes people lose their temper, causes babies to cry, but yet somehow makes people happy at the same time. In other words, it makes people crazy. I guess Charlotte Gillman was right, and I’ll have to continue avoiding people with yellow rooms in their homes.

On the upside, with these pictures of Yelle at hand, I can finally replace the creepiness from Gillman’s story with something pleasant. Instead of batshit-crazy old women crawling around on all fours in the walls of yellow rooms, I can now picture batshit-crazy naked, young women crawling around on all fours. Thank you, Met-Art and Rylsky, for finally curing me of that feminist claptrap!