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Crystal Klein: Red and gold, the different colors of hair down there

Redheads. True redheads. I can’t help but to think of Gustav Klimt when I think of redheads. Part of his thing with the Viennese Secession was to move away from strict academia, and to create fresher art. In part, he tried to do this by painting things that were considered indecent; thus a lot of tits, ass, and fucking in his work. Now, included among these works were his depections of redheads which he tended to emphasize by painting their naturally red pubic hair, which for its time, was indeed a very brazen thing to do – the red hair really emphasizing the pudendum. An example of this can be found here (or here if that link isn’t working). Works like that and his Danae, and Goldfish also just make me think he really had a thing for redheads, and he painted them like they should be painted – hot and sexy. It’s sort of too bad that every college-age girl has a poster of The Kiss on her wall, because it just makes Klimt seem too kitschy to be taken seriously – at least not as seriously as Schiele and Kokoschka. In any event, Crystal Klein gets comfortable and comfortably naked with her redheaded and red-crotched friend, who I might add is quite the cutie, in this set. Godspeed, you motherfuckers.

Mel: Kissable grits and semi-obscure references

I can’t think of the name “Mel” and not think of the show Alice. Maybe it’s shown on TV Land still, but I don’t know. I do know that this show ashamedly featured prominently in my childhood. It was a staple of afternoon UHF syndication. I’m sure most people rightly don’t remember it, but fuck it all to hell, you can kiss my grits. Anyway, in this set, Mel (not played by Vic Tayback, thankfully) opens up her grits and dips all manners of things in it.

Jenna: For a non-conservative girl, she has a very conservative tie

Jenna likes to dress up in men’s clothes and take them off for the camera. I feel a sort of bond between us, because I like to dress up in traditional Bulgarian women folk costumes and take them off for my Barbie doll collection which I have dressed in men’s clothes holding cameras. Is that too much information?

Gina: It’s pronounced jīnǝ

If your browser doesn’t display unicode correctly, not much laughter lost. Jīnǝ sticks a few pink, plastic pieces in her pussy, and that’s really all Jīnǝ does, so if that’s your type of thing, enjoy.

More pics of Jīnǝ here and video here.

Lissa: Dreams of the sexiest kind

“Rigin,” the photographer of this set, apparently has dreams very similar to mine – dressing up girls in potato sacks. Oh yeah, there is nothing sexier than the coarse grain of burlap covering up the deliciousness of a girl. It makes me think that she’s my own personal baked potato to butter up, put sour cream on, and liberally cover with chives. I’d go into how I’d save the skin for last with a little salt, but that’s going a little too far. Fear not, Lissa is naked in most of the set (and does not appear officially in this awesome costume but I have them here and here), and the shared fantasy of Rigin and I will not distract you too much. (Oh, and bacon bits – lots of bacon bits for that potato…)

Susana: Big, hard stones and copious amounts of foam

I think this set featuring Susana is pretty awesome in its suggestiveness. Susana is by the sea cavorting around on big, hard rocks. Waves are crashing hard against the shore, with walls of foam falling abouts poor, little naked Susana. There may not be anything more sexually charged in nature (aside from teh sexy-sex, that is) than the hard pounding of the sea. I kind of wish they went a little over the top, and made Susana wear a pearl necklace for shits and giggles.

Annie, get your warm gun which is happiness

Annie from cumgirls.com gets happiness – all over her face.

More pictures here and videos here.

Angie Savage: Not a maxi-pad, but she has wings, too

It seems like if there’s something a majority of girls like, it’s things with wings and the color pink. Birds, butterflies, pegasuses, you name it; unless it’s a dragon or something boytastically awesome, girls love it. Girls like Angie Savage, pictured in this set, go so far as to get wings tatooed on them. It makes me wonder if maxi-pads with “wings” were really developed because they stay in place better or if they were just adding them because they know that the “wings” would make girls more likely to buy them.

Carry: Slutty McSlut takes another nut

Some pics from intheVIP.com.

More from the set here and videos here.

Anna-Leah: Like a rolling stone (with boobies)

I’m glad they titled the set “Nebelwald.” Otherwise I’d feel obligated to go into the lyrics to Like a Rolling Stone, and nobody wants that. Nebelwald translates to “wet forest” in German, and by the looks of the pictures, not only is it wet, but it is colder than a witch’s teat. Her nipples look harder than the rocks she’s standing around; hopefully she finished the shoot before moss had time to take root.