There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

Carina & Adriana Malkova: Match Set Point

Carina and Adriana in a set titled “Game”. We are all winners here.

Eufrat: Euphuistically, a euphoriant European (Own her soul for a mere 50¢!)

There’s something ominous about Erro’s guarantee on his website, “I will give you my model’s souls.” I’ve heard that Eastern European women come cheap, but, damn. Little did I know that for a mere $19.99 for thirty days and $14.99 per month thereafter I could be in possession of the souls of numerous naked girls. If the site is really updated daily, that means I get at least thirty a month; that’s just fifty cents a soul after the first month. Really, that’s probably even a better deal than the devil gets. I can collect souls by just sitting on my ass and clicking on a few hyperlinks, he has to go and talk to people and make them sign binding contracts and all that fucking shit. Who wants to deal with that jibba-jabba for a lousy soul?

I’m not really sure I’m up for soul collecting at this point in my life, though. I just want to look at pretty girls’ garbage, I don’t want to have the responsibility for their eternal souls. I can’t even keep a houseplant alive, let alone the spiritual essence of some Eastern European hotty. I’d probably be the first person in the history of the universe (all 6000 years of it) to let an “eternal” soul perish forever. Quite frankly, my own is sitting in the corner in a puddle of its own filth crying itself to sleep; I couldn’t deal with dozens of them in my apartment doing the same. If I did start collecting them, I would probably just pull a Milhouse and trade them in for Alf pogs, anyway. That’s not really good for anyone (except the comic book guy, I guess).

Oh, hey! Be sure to check out Eufrat’s picture set, seeing as how it’s a free set and all. I don’t think you get full possession of her soul because it’s not the full set, but I’m assuming you get a part of her soul for free. It might be like her soul’s gizzards, beak, spleen or some crap like that, but it’s fucking free!

Carina: Door #133 and a hot naked girl is your ticket to hell!

The official title of this set is “Carina: Door 133″, because she poses in front of a door with the number “133″ on a small, blue placard. It seems innocent enough, just a naked girl in front of a wooden door, right? Wrong. Very wrong. Let’s examine what we have here. First and foremost is the number 133, it’s given special significance as it’s the only colored object in the pictures. I didn’t know what was so special about this number, so I did a little research and found this page. It describes that 133 is a prime number, and that it’s reversal, 331, is also prime. Then, coincidentally (perhaps) it notes that “133.335 is the Dewey Decimal classification for ‘numerology’”, and goes further to state that “If you reverse it, and add: 133.335 + 533.331, you’ll discover the Number of the Beast, repeated!” Now, Erro considers himself an artist, and artists never just randomly put elements in their work that they don’t know about, so surely Erro knew full well that that door Carina is posing in front of are the gates of hell! What does that make poor innocent Carina, then? It makes her the temptress that’s out to suck your soul right out from your cock, that’s what. Don’t fall for it, my friends. Do not be tempted by Carina and her sweet, sweet butt cheeks. Don’t let the beguiling smile fool you into looking at her goodies. Don’t let her perky, youthful breasts lead you astray. For the love of all that is holy, don’t view this foul temptress and her sweet, delicious, young, infinitely-fuckable body and allow yourself to be taken in by cheap trickeries of the devil himself!