Sticks, and stones may break our bones, but the titties give us boners.

Erica Campbell: Swinger swinging on a swing swings swingingly

Erica Campbell’s fabulous swinging boobies are on display as she swings away like a woman with big titties only can. That’s actually sort of lie, because she doesn’t really seem to be swinging; more like leaning forwards and backwards showing off her pendulous tatas. You know what, though? I’m willing to suspend my disbelief for a moment to picture her flesh-pillows swaying in the air in the late afternoon sun – as Martha Stewart might say, it’s a good thing.

Erica Campbell: A photographic study on the specula of varying textures

Which is to say that Erica Campbell gets her junk out amidst a lot of velvety and satin-like fabric, and that she has really nice boobies, which I suppose is a foregone conclusion. Not that anything matter after the word “boobies” is thrown out, but this set is pretty satisfying with her fine female flesh set against dark fabrics with a dull sheen; it’s pretty old-masterish in its sense of texures and tones (aside from the bright background) and how it emphasizes the subject. And did I mention she has really nice boobies?

Erica Campbell (I don’t know what sparkly things are called)

Seriously, in this set she’s wearing a sparkly choker and belt, and I don’t know what to call it. I can’t quite say “Cubic Zirconia encrusted” accessories now, can I? I call them sequins whether they are or they aren’t. Anyway, Erica Campbell reminds me of Heather Graham in Boogie Nights in this set. It’s pretty much the makeup and the crimped hair, but holy damn, when I think of Rollergirl I think of the phrase “Are we gonna’ fuck?” Cue Brand New key.

Erica Campbell getting wet

A few years back I remember that somebody did an analysis of Playboy covers from around the world, and found that the German edition predominantly showed their models at the beach or on the ocean. I don’t remember if there was any cultural rationale behind, and I am too lazy to try to find the article again. I guess metaphorically the beach is that meeting place between the world and (what used to be) the infinite unkown. It sort of makes sense to have sexy-hot naked girls at that point. I think what a lot of people say is that they’d like to die while having sex. In Paul Auster’s magnificent Moon Palace the character Thomas Effing, a blind man, has the protagonist read pornographic novels to him, because he wants to die with sex on his mind. It’s definitely not a bad way to go. However, when I look at girls like Erica Campbell with tits till Tuesday and an ass till Saturday, death is the last thing on my mind. First and foremost is “Yowza.”

Erica Campbell and True Faith

Because I’m the age I am, here are some New Order lyrics:

I feel so extraordinary
Something’s got a hold on me
I get this feeling I’m in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don’t care ’cause I’m not there
And I don’t care if I’m here tomorrow
Again and again I’ve taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I’d see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun…

Erica Campbell removes red wrapper

I’d really like to know what Erica Campbell would look like wearing a dress made of used chewing gum. I have a feeling she would still look every bit as good as she does wearing this red negligee. Seriously, picture her with chewing gum over her tits and a pair of granny panties, and she would still be hot as shit.

Erica Campbell, proving that chicks dig powerful beasts between their legs.

…and not to mention well-hung. I have never really understood girls’ love of horses; it doesn’t seem as simple as guys’ love of girls which is, simply, they like to put their dicks in them (which is, by the way, a beautiful, natural thing). I guess on closer inspection the analogy goes like this: girls like muscular animals and boys like rubbery round things; girls like to straddle big animals, boys like to grasp, hold, pass around, and hit with phallic objects round objects (often covered with skin); girls like riding, and boys like scoring. I guess in the end, all that matters is that Erica Campbell has delicious big tits, a nice ass, and is showing them once again in these photos.

Erica Campbell: Goodies garnished by gorgeous garters

Suffice to say, garter belts are ridiculously sexy. It may also be suffice to say that Erica Campbell in a garter belt makes me have one on those reactions that Bluto from Popeye gets when he sees Olive Oyl. Yowza.

Erica Campbell sans stupid outfit

Maybe I’m wrong about this, but Erica Campbell and the violet bodice she starts off wearing in this set go together like penis and vagina – it’s totally the sex. Perhaps it’s made even better that she’s not wearing panties from the get-go. Sure, the flower on her hip is a bit tacky, but fucking shit, it’s hard not to get distracted by that sweet, sweet pussy of hers. The best thing is that the more clothes she removes from the better it gets – not to mention girls rubbing stuff on their pussies is just fucking hawt.

Erica Campbell in nothing but a cowboy hat.

Which is to say that she ends up in in nothing but a cowboy hat after taking her clothes off - which is actually a lie, because she also wears boots to match the hat. I have to say, who would of thought that cowgirls wear green underwear? Regardless, she’s still hotter than a tamale doused in napalm.