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Sandee Westgate: Like a Hostess Twinky, she’s good even when she’s gone bad

Apparently Sandee Westgate is known as a Playboy model gone bad. I wasn’t aware that Playboy models were, in fact, good to begin with, but I guess this shows the unfettered limits of my ignorance. After looking at these photos and trying to determine how to tell if a Playboy model has gone “bad” by sight (after all, porn isn’t a produce section where you get to thump the melons and squeeze the tomatoes in person), I have decided that they’re a lot like Twinkies. Normally they’re just a delicious golden brown piece of snack cake goodness with just a hint of the creamy deliciousness hidden inside. If the openings on its underside have opened up just slightly, revealing a little more sweet, sweet cream filling, it may or may not be bad; sort of a toss-up at this point. If you can see a pink coloration around the openings and it’s oozing cream, it’s most likely gone bad. If it sticks to and mingles cream with its fellow twinkies, it’s definitely gone bad. And, lastly, if you see a penis penetrating it or if there’s a visible coating of semen, it’s definitely gone all the way totally bad to the max. Regardless of their “badness”, however, they’re still delicious snack cakes ready to be eaten by the dozen, you just have to watch out for the ones with the semen stains (unless you’re into that sort of thing).