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Nastya Girl: Cleaning in the nude does not make for cleaner nudes. For seriously.

There’s a fallacy that girls clean better than guys, and it really irks me. Girls totally suck at cleaning. Take Nastya “The Resurrection” Girl here, for example. She hardly washes three square feet of the floor before the devil overtakes her, and she starts, for some odd reason, taking her clothes off. I sincerely doubt there is an advantage to cleaning the floor naked. In fact, all it really does is increase the chance of stray pubic hairs all over the floor. Let me just say there is nothing sanitary, or sexy for that matter, about stray pubes on the floor, I don’t care whose they are. Furthermore, if cleaning gets her sexually aroused, I don’t want puddles of her girl-juices all over the house. It would be like walking into cat puke; fucking disgusting. There is just no reason for this sort of random nudity. None. And every time I see pictures of girls cleaning, they always take their clothes off (and then they usually roll around in their own filth! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!?). I assume there’s just some genetic code that makes them do this, it’s like they’re marking their territory with their smell or something. I have never seen a guy involve himself in such despicable behavior (but, really, I’ve never actually seen a guy clean, but that’s besides the point). All in all, Nastya Girl (and all girls, truthfully) should be ashamed of her atrocious house-keeping habits. I can tell you, with all honesty, I would never walk around in her house with bare feet; I’d end up with enough cootch-hairs and girl-juice on the soles of my feet that a blind man would probably try to fuck them, and that’s just not cool. Sure guys may not clean as often as girls, but never do they do things to increase the pubic hair to square footage of floor ratio. Girls clean better than guys? Pah, I say. Pah!

Some video clips of Nastya Girl shaking her garbage to music if you’re into that sort of thing. (Freaks.)