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Eva “G”: A woman is like a radiator; the mostest beautasticest metaphor evar

I think it was Robert Frost who once said “In the winter of man’s heart, nothing brings warmth like that of woman.” He was obviously referring to this set which so aptly compares Eva (a woman) and a radiator (a radiator). I say this because nothing brings warmth to my freezing apartment in winter like my radiator, and thus a woman is a like radiator. Let us examine the ways in which this is true:

• They both keep you warm
• They are both convenient places to put your beer
• They both keep you up at night with their constant klanking
• They both drip water when they get really hot
• They are both a series of tubes
• They make the same sound hissing sound when they’re letting off steam
• They have hard to clean crevices
• You want one for every room in your living space
• You dress both of them up as Optimus Prime and call them “Master”
• They are both mouthpieces of Satan and make you steal things for them
• … and the mere sight of either one naked makes you want to put your penis inside of it

The conundrum of this set is I don’t know what turns me on more, Eva or the radiator, because they both look teh hawt.