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Kylee: Unlike the internet, she’s both a dump truck and a series of tubes

Let’s play porn mad-libs with Senator Ted Steven’s (R-Alaska) description of the internet:

…But this service is now going to go through Kylee’s pussy and what you do is you just go to a place on Kylee’s pussy and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.

Ten of them streaming across that pussy and what happens to your own personal pussy?

I just the other day got, an pussy was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on Kylee’s pussy commercially.

So you want to talk about the consumer? Let’s talk about you and me. We use this pussy to communicate and we aren’t using it for commercial purposes.

We aren’t earning anything by going on that pussy. Now I’m not saying you have to or you want to discrimnate against those people…

The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says “No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of Kylee’s pussy”. No, I’m not finished. I want people to understand my position, I’m not going to take a lot of time.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over Kylee’s pussy. And again, Kylee’s pussy is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck.

It’s a series of tubes.

And if you don’t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material…

God bless the internets.